When you go out to dinner they always try and improve the salad. They’re like, '
Would you like some fresh pepper on your salad?'
Can anyone tell the difference between fresh and stale pepper? I can’t even taste the pepper. They might as well be like,
'Would you like us to wave this wooden wand over your salad?'
...'Uh, all right.'
'OK, enjoy your magic salad.'