If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say 'You're soooooo good looking!'
-Jerry Seinfeld
it's genius. i would love it if someone said this to me every time i sneeze. especially if you have allergies or an awful cold, and just feel gross and probably look gross, having someone say, "your soooo good looking!" just might be the cure.
2 comments:
ha! have you ever tried to look at yourself in the mirror while you sneeze?
1. you look crazy.
2. it's impossible to watch yourself through the whole sneeze, literally.
i tried to hold my eyelids open one time to see what i looked like when i sneeze, but it cured my sneeze..no joke. so now i use this tactic when i'm out in public and i don't want to sneeze.
sure i look crazy holding my eyelids open, but it sure beats blowing snot everywhere.
the cure for a sneeze? this is glorious! i hate sneezing in public.
ok, so next time, i will hold my eyelids open until the sensation goes away. which yes, actually-now that you've mentioned it, will probably look crazy. but i'm okay with that :)
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