Monday, March 2, 2009

you're sooooo good looking!

If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say 'You're soooooo good looking!'
-Jerry Seinfeld

it's genius. i would love it if someone said this to me every time i sneeze. especially if you have allergies or an awful cold, and just feel gross and probably look gross, having someone say, "your soooo good looking
!" just might be the cure.


Heather Olds said...

ha! have you ever tried to look at yourself in the mirror while you sneeze?
1. you look crazy.
2. it's impossible to watch yourself through the whole sneeze, literally.
i tried to hold my eyelids open one time to see what i looked like when i sneeze, but it cured my joke. so now i use this tactic when i'm out in public and i don't want to sneeze.
sure i look crazy holding my eyelids open, but it sure beats blowing snot everywhere.

Shannon said...

the cure for a sneeze? this is glorious! i hate sneezing in public.
ok, so next time, i will hold my eyelids open until the sensation goes away. which yes, actually-now that you've mentioned it, will probably look crazy. but i'm okay with that :)